YOU DO NOT HAVE THE RIGHT TO NOT BE OFFENDED. you have many freedoms and included in that is the ability to ignore people. and if you’re offended by something, don’t forget to stop and think about the dumb shit you say that’s equally offensive.
byakuyaoi: i found a really accurate picture of my favourite character!!
cancerousmexicanfetusrapewhistle: vegay: eyebrows are really important
scoused: we live on a floating rock in a giant space that has no real end and you want me to memorize vocabulary words
deeeeeeeeeeeeetitsaaaaaaaaaaaaan: freedomonhorseback: You haven’t experienced awkward until you try to tickle someone who isn’t ticklish. jumps off a cliff because this my my most reblogged text post and some douchebag had to go and steal it
Sext: I kiss you deeply as I lay you back gently on the bed, my hands roaming up your thighs, palms are sweaty, knees weak arms spaghetti
anathemagerminabunt: I am super bored. Shoot-the-wall bored. So for everyone that reblogs this, I will go to your ask and write you a little haiku. Maybe a song or a limerick, but most likely a haiku, about you, your blog, whatever. And, yes, I guarantee to do this for every single reblog. No matter how many. AND GO. If you reblog this You will get a haiku ask About your tumblr
basilton: mrcraabs: permanently stuck between ”i really want to talk to you” and “i don’t want to annoy you” and then said person feels unwanted because no one talks to them it’s the socially awkward circle of life
dancegabiedance: sollux-ampora: sollux-ampora: what if instead of text posts i just keysmashed and let my phone autocorrect it Gucci semicircle tuna tuna tuna tuna ye yes Gucci Longboarding Sounds like a nicki minaj song
exitmusicforafilmm: crypticrose: c-aramelize: bur-gund-y: c-aramelize: living-afairytale: c-aramelize: so oxygen went on a date with potassium today…it went ok. i thought oxygen was dating magnesium…omg actually oxygen first asked nitrogen out, but nitrogen was all like “NO” I thought oxygen had that double bond with the hydrogen twins looks like someone’s a HO NaBrO i’m...